51. oprah - Sick Sacraments
51. oprah Oprah: Let me get one thing straight. I am not running for president. Neil: And I do not give out free beer. Oprah: So. You were at the buffet table? Carol: I was hired to assist in a variety show with musical numbers. I was dressed as Miss Liberty for the finale. I have got a lot of experience, having worked as a display hostess on game shows and all. I started at the bottom really. I was doing department stores when I was discovered. Oprah: And you saw the whole thing. Carol: Yes, from the balcony. I was talking to Kim Wang from Crisco Industries. He sure had a lot to say. He’s turning 50 next year, and he wants me to be a part of next year’s gala in Fairfield. He asked me to be Miss Delta, whoever she is. Oprah: How about you, Sarah? You were in the porno industry before you met your husband. Sarah: Yes. That’s true, I married into money and the sex is great. I...